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Clam Simmons Interviewed by Joshy Simmons (Grandson)

Apr 13, 2016 | Primary Sources | 0 comments

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Why are is your podcast rated explicit when you don’t say fuck or nothing?

Health and safety. These spinetinglers are the scariest stories in the history of the world.

 

I don’t really like your stories but I really like the commercials. Especially the one in episode 7 when you hype my band the Toilet Cobras.

Thank you Joshy. That means a great deal coming from my grandson.

 

Sure pops. So, what’s the deal with your yelp stuff?

clamyelp

I wasted so much time in my early years at the bad Wendy’s, the bad Olive Garden-it feels good to point people to the good ones.

 

Why did they take down your review of the Western Store?

clamno

I shouldn’t’ve piped up about the Chattanooga Run like I did. Lesson learned.

 

How long are you gonna keep doing this stuff?

Impossible to say. I’m plagued by a bevy of compulsions. We do a podcast every week and you can find our other things at the regular intervals.

 

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