Clam Simmons Interviewed by Joshy Simmons (Grandson)
Health and safety. These spinetinglers are the scariest stories in the history of the world.
I don’t really like your stories but I really like the commercials. Especially the one in episode 7 when you hype my band the Toilet Cobras.
Thank you Joshy. That means a great deal coming from my grandson.
Sure pops. So, what’s the deal with your yelp stuff?
I wasted so much time in my early years at the bad Wendy’s, the bad Olive Garden-it feels good to point people to the good ones.
Why did they take down your review of the Western Store?
I shouldn’t’ve piped up about the Chattanooga Run like I did. Lesson learned.
How long are you gonna keep doing this stuff?
Impossible to say. I’m plagued by a bevy of compulsions. We do a podcast every week and you can find our other things at the regular intervals.
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