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Spell to Prevent Spontaneous Combustion

Spell to Prevent Spontaneous Combustion

Spell to Prevent Spontaneous Combustion

Imagine a small hole in the base of your spine. Now imagine it growing bigger. It’s a pinprick; then it’s a quarter; now it’s a half-dollar; now it’s the size of the openings in your energy efficient stacked washer and dryer set. Uh oh, all your organs have started tumbling out. Your spleen hits the floor with a horrible squelch. There is a torrential outpouring of blood. It’s the elevator doors in The Shining. Your mouth is frozen in a misshapen O, like a child’s first time writing the letter. Now imagine it all in reverse. Your organs are being sucked back in; the hole is closing with a little pop. You’re just sitting in your windowless office. You forget it’s midnight. You open a work email and type a cheerful reply. There’s not even a drop of blood.

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Eva McKenna

Eva McKenna

Eva McKenna is a powerful witch, haha.
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