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Author: Mark Baumer

Stock Tips for All the Unpublished Authors Trying to Get Rich

I’m a very experienced stock market analyst. Just the other day, I was eating free croutons at the salad bar inside my local Wal-Mart (WMT:$86.79). Even though gasoline prices are down, almost every unpublished author in America is extremely poor and depressed. Did you see that tweet (TWTR: $35.75) about the guy eating grapes who got so depressed he took a picture of the grape stems when he was done with all the grapes? Even though I’m an unpublished author, I am almost rich enough to be happy. It took me a long time to figure this out, but...

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