Clam Simmons in N x NW
It’s no secret that we at Real Pants think Clam Simmons is dope. Here’s a weird video featuring a story with Clam’s unique descriptive language. Very robust.
Perhaps in retaliation for his celebration of famed dead anarchist poet Oscar Addlepatter-someone sent a drone to attack Clam Simmons. This is exclusive footage of a drone sent in lower McDonald County early in the president elect Trump era.