Advice from Space: In Closing
Dear Writers and Readers, This is the last of the messages you will receive from me. The past week...
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Advice from Space: To Be Real
Dear Advisor from Space, I am concerned that the fine print says you are a fictional persona. Is...
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Advice from Space: Let’s Make a Baby
Dear Advice from Space, Why does the late fall/early winter feel so warm? Can you see the warmth...
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Advice from Space: The Hand That Feeds the Squirrel
Dear Advice from Space, In my backyard I have trained the squirrels, or else the squirrels have...
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Advice from Space: Nothing but Flowers
Dear Advice from Space, How can I be more creative? I’d like to start making things,...
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Advice from Space: Bee! I’m Expecting You!
Dear Advice from Space, How far into unknown or unexplored regions should I travel? [Totally,...
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Advice from Space: From the Gut
Dear Advice from Space, Can I illegally download a movie to watch on an airplane if the movie is...
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Advice from Space: Attack of the Party People
Dear Advice from Space, What is the best way to behave at a party when your friends are there...
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Advice from Space: On Socks
Dear Advice from Space, My socks keep getting holes in the heel. Not both feet, just the right...
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Advice from Space: Visitors Welcome, I Guess
Dear Advice from Space, Do you think I should save my money and buy a seat on one of the tourist...
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Advice from Space: Who Moved My Cheese
Dear Writers and Readers, Please do me a favor. When you are reading this today, please be eating...
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Advice from Space: Clanks in Captivity
Dear Advice from Space, How do I teach a student whose poems are basically “[Frak] you,...
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Advice from Space: The Nothing
Dear Advice from Space, I want to know if a black hole can ever vomit—I mean in a constructive...
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Advice from Space: An Introduction
Dear Writers and Readers, This is the first of the messages you will receive from me. I am beyond...
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