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Spell to Say, “Happy Birthday”

Spell to Say, “Happy Birthday”

Dear Eva,

Sometimes I find out it’s somebody’s birthday, but when I see them, I don’t say happy birthday immediately. Then I feel like I should have said something but didn’t, and now it’s just fucking weird. Or sometimes I find out a day or two later, and it’s like, should I have known? Could I have known? Is it justifiable that I didn’t know, so I should just say something now?

Often this will happen in the morning, and this will be my day, just trying to navigate this.

Sincerely,

Birth Dazed and Confused 

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Dear Birth Dazed and Confused,

Thank you so much for your email. Here is a spell I think might help:

Beneath the branches of a very old tree, on a very cold night, clothe yourself only in the light of a waning crescent moon and plant your feet firmly in the damp dirt. Let your toes point due north and your fingers linger eastward. Now, smudge just-smoked sage across your cheeks and speak the following incantation in a haunting whisper:

We are all born so we may die. We are all born so we may die. We are all born so we may die.

Good luck! xoxo

 

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Magical spells are a great resource for many everyday problems. Get in touch & I’ll cook something up for you.

 

Eva McKenna

Eva McKenna is a powerful witch, haha.
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