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Spell to Stop Yawning

Spell to Stop Yawning

Most people don’t realize that yawning is caused by a bile secreted in your lulma cortex located within the hemoglobin sphere of your cerebral zone. If you want to stop yawning, all you have to do is soak two large cottonballs in my famous tincture and stuff one into each nostril.

To make the tincture, mix the following ingredients together in a large black pot filled with dry ice:

  • 1 cup Burnt Money
  • 3 teaspoons Quit Your Job
  • 8 pints Become a Bird


Magical spells are a great resource for many everyday problems. Get in touch & I’ll cook something up for you.


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