Advice from Space: In Closing
Dear Writers and Readers, This is the last of the messages you will receive from me. The past week...
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Advice from Space: To Be Real
Dear Advisor from Space, I am concerned that the fine print says you are a fictional persona. Is...
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Advice from Space: Let’s Make a Baby
Dear Advice from Space, Why does the late fall/early winter feel so warm? Can you see the warmth...
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Advice from Space: The Hand That Feeds the Squirrel
Dear Advice from Space, In my backyard I have trained the squirrels, or else the squirrels have...
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Spell to Prevent Spontaneous Combustion
Spell to Prevent Spontaneous Combustion Imagine a small hole in the base of your spine. Now...
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Advice from Space: Bee! I’m Expecting You!
Dear Advice from Space, How far into unknown or unexplored regions should I travel? [Totally,...
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Spell to Forget Your Body
I keep coming across people who believe they have bodies. “Eva, my body, blah blah, my...
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Advice from Space: Attack of the Party People
Dear Advice from Space, What is the best way to behave at a party when your friends are there...
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Spell to Defeat Netflix
Dear Eva, I’m in love with Netflix and it’s getting really serious. I’m thinking...
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Advice from Space: On Socks
Dear Advice from Space, My socks keep getting holes in the heel. Not both feet, just the right...
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Spell to Say, “Happy Birthday”
Dear Eva, Sometimes I find out it’s somebody’s birthday, but when I see them, I...
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Spell to Stop Yawning
Most people don’t realize that yawning is caused by a bile secreted in your lulma cortex...
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Advice from Space: Who Moved My Cheese
Dear Writers and Readers, Please do me a favor. When you are reading this today, please be eating...
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Spell to Raise the Dead
So, you might be dead. You’re not 100% sure but it seems pretty likely. It wasn’t one of those...
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Advice from Space: Clanks in Captivity
Dear Advice from Space, How do I teach a student whose poems are basically “[Frak] you,...
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Advice from Space: An Introduction
Dear Writers and Readers, This is the first of the messages you will receive from me. I am beyond...
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